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Monday, March 13, 2006

Ridiculous Item of the Day: Man says stripper delivered a rob-o-gram

"ATASCADERO, Calif. (AP) -- A retired salesman alleged a stripper and her friend beat and robbed him in his home. John Skinner, 54, said he was on his way to Bible study on Jan. 23 when exotic dancer Maureen Murphy, 25, knocked on his door and offered him a free strip-o-gram.

Murphy said a friend had already paid for the show, police said.

When Skinner agreed to let her perform, knife wielding Richard Adam, 23, allegedly forced his way inside and told Skinner he owed Murphy, owner of Bikini Assassins, and another woman money for earlier services.

Skinner said he owed Talbert money for sex one time but not for a previous time when he said she fell asleep before they could have sex.

Adam allegedly tied up Skinner and hit him in the face. Investigators said Murphy went upstairs to find valuables and returned with thong underwear and medication for erectile dysfunction.

The pair allegedly tried to take Skinner's car, but it was out of gas."
Yeah, innocently on his way to Bible study. How convenient. This story is like one of those "add a caption" pictures. There are just too many to choose from. Care to add a "moral to the story"?

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2 Comments:

Blogger Alex F said...

I don't think there are any morals in this story....

Monday, March 13, 2006 3:35:00 PM  
Blogger DAVID C. PRICE said...

Yeah, certainly none on display.

Monday, March 13, 2006 3:55:00 PM  

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