conspiracy, aye?
if the saturday edition of the calgary herald is to be believed, it would appear that the canadian intelligence has uncovered a massive conspiracy by the bush administration. as it turns out, vice president dick cheney has not only been accused of being the so-called "puppet master" behind the bush presidency, he has also allegedly replaced the actual secretary of state, donald rumsfeld, and has been disguising himself as the secretary for the past two years. Speaking on condition of anonymity, an advisor close to the vice president has said that cheney felt a more experienced war planner was needed in the current fight against terror...film at eleven.
"Vice-President Dick Cheney wipes his eyes during
a victory address by President Bush at the Ronald
Reagan Building in Washington, DC on Nov.3."
(AP/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)
(NOTE: apparently, someone contacted the calgary herald after the saturday edition was published and educated them on current u.s. administration officials. the paper has since pulled the photo of Donald Rumsfeld and the accompanying caption...ah, those wacky canadians! they really are superior to americans, aren't they? just like they've always told us.)
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posted by DAVID C. PRICE at 11/13/2004 10:45:00 PM
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